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Elvis

A tribute to the king? Maybe in some sick twisted sort of way. History (and by history, I mean wikipedia) tells us that this is was one of Mr. Presley's favorite foods in his "later" years. You know... the years when he was making the transition from heart throb to heart attack.

With the exception of the bananas, this sandwhich is chock full of good 'ol vein clogging, artery stopping goodness. Bacon and peanut butter in a sandwich, deep fried in butter. Mmm mmm! 

Sounds gross, but tastes good!

Cucumber Soda

When it's 98 degrees out with 100% humidity, I bet the last thing you're thinking is "Gee, it'd be great to sit down and relax with some cucumber soda." Well apparently, that's what Pepsi wants people in Japan to think. (Actually Pepsi wants the Japanese to think more like this "うわあ、座るのは素晴らしいことだと一部キュウリソーダでリラックス") 

Now, I haven't actually had the chance to taste this concoction myself, but it's from Japan, so it must be good. I mean, they brought us Nintendo, Sushi, and Pikachu...how could you go wrong?

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sushi

It's Peanut Butter and Jelly Time! Only this time, there is no baseball bat. Instead, there is only sushi.

The Recipe:

1 chunk of Peanut Butter (I prefer extra  crunchy)

1 chunk of Grape Jelly/Jam

1 heap of uncooked oatmeal (instant or old-fashioned)

Put PB & J in a bowl and add oatmeal (for drier mixture, add more oatmeal). Mix thoroughly. Wrap in seaweed. Garnish so it looks cool and more edible.

There are people out there that will tell you that eating PB&J sushi is wrong, indecent, immoral, and down-right gross. These people are most likely sane, but nonetheless, they are wrong. Very wrong. Their misdirected mandibles have probably never masticated on the mouth-watering cross between the American lunchbox and the Japanese bento box. All the cool ninja moms pack this for their young elementary school assassins. Shouldn't you? (hint: yes, you should)

Other variations to try:

Peanut Butter Fluffernutter Sushi

Nuttella Jella Sushi

Note: This may contain peanuts